Clown Convention in Mexico City; Trump Flying In Tomorrow

As reported by THV11, the pride of Little Rock, "eight hundred brightly-dressed clowns from around the world converged in Mexico City on Wednesday for the 17th International Clown Convention. The convention's theme is peace through laughter." They arrived by single car.

America's Favorite Clown, Donald Trump, may arrive at any moment. Trump recently delighted the nation with his antic shenanigans of trying to get the U.S. President to jump through hoops for a possible charitable donation by Trump. It was funny becauseTrump has been called "the country’s least charitable billionaire, a guy who has personally donated [only] a combined $3.7 million to his foundation since 1990" and "the laughingstock of the uberwealthy." Trump, who is known for his hilarious catch phrase "you're fired!," is a charter member of the Island of Idiots.