Monday, April 1, 2013

Today's Our 27th Anniversary!

While it feels like it was only a few short months ago, it's been twenty-seven since we began turning out this we-blog or "weblog" for short. You've come to know and love us today due to the efforts of our main poster boy, Galileo Feynman. To celebrate here's a sneak peek at what goes on behind the screens:

Before any post is published we run a 17,000 amp current through the author "just to test."
Paul R. and Joe B. tune up the Adverbalizer which makes sure we have sufficient words in every post. Adverb comes from the German Ad werd which means to add more words. It got stuck on the word "wonderful," so they're taking that word out.
Our research interns scour the world for wonderful new material for your enjoyment
Here are the Girls showing up for my night shift.
No link gets published until its thoroughly vetted through the Linkatron computer. We don't know what it does.
Here's the Girls manning the Post-u-later which we use to write our most speculative posts. We aim for flaky goodness in every post, but our scientists estimate that we're at least a generation behind World Net Daily.
Another thing we've experimented with is adding color photography. So far , no luck.

The Galileo Feynman compound campus.
We've drastically cut our costs for eye bleach by insisting that all the Girls wear goggles when visiting The Superficial..
We have a special machine here at Galileo Feynman that helps us put in footnotes.This, however, is a photo of the blog assembler.
In the early days we delivered the blog using nuclear powered airplanes.

Another experimental technology is beaming posts directly into people's bodies.
Right now, though, we'll have to settle on using the interweb tubes.
Dozens of people read Galileo Feynman posts every single day or so.




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