What if Ayn Rand wrote the Lord of the Rings?

In Our Tale Frodo takes the Ring and, despite both great toil and torment caused by the small minds of the orcish rabble constantly hounding him and the predations of government and statists, returns it to its rightful owner, Sauron, a rugged individualist who understands the importance of selfishness and property rights.  Via boing boing.