Academy Award Preview: Best Actress Nominee Ann Coulter

The best actress category is controversial this year since Ann Coulter's sexual identity is unknown, but nonetheless her attempt to pretend she's not an asshole was touching if ultimately a failure. Being born without a conscience has undoubtedly been quite a handicap, and I expect her to win the sympathy vote here.

Now I know that Michele Bachman made a strong push this year with her crazy comic stylings, but who can forget Sarah Palin's portrayal as a tragically insane woman in 2008 that brought her accolades from all over? The sympathy vote always wins.