I've given this a lot of thought, and I think I would be a good Pope.
The fact that I am an atheist may be a liability. Okay.
Well, let's not just be a big quitter. This is just a middling PR problem. You know a lot of other popes have overcome it, and I don't see why I can't, too. What we need here is a good P.R. handler, that's all. That and a good hatchet man. I've heard all the other candidates for pope are communists and Muslims. Like Obama!
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The Popes have lots of hats, and rings too! Hah ha! But I don't think there's ever been a communist Muslim Pope. They also have lots of red shoes. (See? Communist!)
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