Advice on Use of Veet for Men

While I rarely go to Amazon for health and beauty advice (but then, how much do I need?), the comments for Veet for Men are quite helpful. For example, Andrew says:

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

There are 602 other reviews (as of the time of this post), all offering similar good advice, and a little poetry. I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that none of them strongly urge you not to put it on the shelf next to the jock itch cream. Also, don't substitute your boss's jock itch cream with Veet if you should happen to run into him at the gym, hypothetically, of course.