Deep Thinkin' by the Gun Advocates

The anti gun control crowd has screwed their thinking caps on real tight in response to the potential that dangerous weapons might be regulated. Here's what they've come up with:

• If blacks had guns slavery would never have happened.
• The President's children are protected by agents carrying guns, so the President's an elitist tax lover.
• Gun control apparently causes crime.
• Gun control attacks firearms (and the NRA is only thinking of the children, people!).
• Obama is acting like a king. A king! 
• Guns don't kill people, people (with guns) kill people, who are crazy people on psychotropics, and if you support gun control I am going to kill you.
• The Connecticut shooting is a "false flag" (and our media is controlled by the state, I am telling you on the radio).
• Chicago is Obama's mafia city and he's a psychopath and the time for insurrection is at hand.
• Obama is the antichrist.

That's some fine, fine thinking.