There's Only One Week to Go!

I noticed that The Hobbit is being released today only one week before the world is supposed to end on December 21 according to anyone who never had a clue about anything. Coincidence? I don't think so. Other evidence that the world will end soon:

• FACT: Dick Clark is dead preventing there from being a Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve for the first time in recorded human history; 
• FACT: 6arack 6ussien o6ama will take over as DICTATOR OF THE UNITED STATES when 2012 occurs;
• FACT: 2012 is the only year to date evenly divisible by 1006, the last time the world ended;
• FACT: Twinkies, the only food stuff that could survive a nuclear war, will no longer be manufactured due to the Hostess bankruptcy;
• FACT: My calendar stops having pictures of cats after December 2012;
• FACT: Everybody always talks about global warming but what about global cooling? Nobody ever talks about global cooling according to Newt Gingrich. We are doomed.
• FACT: 12-21-12 only has 1s and 2s preventing humans from being able to count after that date;
• FACT: the most popular band in the world is One Direction, showing that the only direction possible to us is doom.

Well, I could go on and on, but here's a helpful video from John Hodgman: