Friday, August 3, 2012

Seinfelt -- Episodes of Seinfeld that Never Were

Everyday a new Seinfeld plot that never was. Some, well, anyway, but some are actually funny. Via Metafilter.

July 30:
The Stench

A terrible stench follows Kramer everywhere he goes, but he swears it’s not him. When he finds an old, moldy sandwich in his back pocket, he claims he was technically correct. After getting hit with a service fee, Elaine sends her bank an invoice for the same amount back. To her surprise, they pay it, no questions asked. George goes hunting with his boss on his expansive estate, and nearly goes the entire day without shooting anything. Just when the two are about to call it quits, he spies “a big one” and fells it, only to discover that he has killed his boss’s prized show horse. Jerry gets handcuffed to Newman.

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